this is THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVARRR!!

this is for you penny...watch and learn!!! be careful!!

come on kiddies, this is going to be a FUN movie ;)

went to thomas' house around 10.30pm cos his frikken laptop broke lol. yuki wouldnt shuttup lol, kept crying to see me :P he has gotten so big now!

new lexus LS460 with 8 speed auto and it parks itself! :)

every episode of the simpsons, from season 1 through to 18 can be found on this site, and every episode of futurama, from season 1 through to 5 can be found on this site, but hurry, they wont be there for long!

to my KC friends:

i miss you,
i miss your smile,
and i still shed a tear
every once in a while

and even though we're different now,
you're still here somehow,
my heart won't let you go,
and I need you to know,

i miss you

hahaha oh my god i really am having a weird night tonight, but i am watching this series that came out in 2004 in the US (not here in aust yet v_v) and it is fuckin HILARIOUS!! called 'entourage', has all the big names and has comedy every second, especially from Ari. you should check it out.

this is a pretty cool video, called the "evolution of dance"...it also had just under 33 MILLION views on youtube when i posted this!!!

this dog is seriously retarded lol

got my new 4gb ipod nano ^_^ the first to be bought in perth! or so the shop assistant said :P

yes people, witness the massiveness of that imac screen! soon that shall me my hand dwarfed by a 24" imac :P

everyone, look here

i'm getting really sick of life. everyone around me is being an asshole, and no, it isnt just me imagining it, or it actually me being the asshole and not them.

my father is a jerk cos he has gone and had an affair, broken up the family, and witholding money cos he is going to new zealand with his floozy. but he tells us that he has no money and that he cant even buy me a bday present. *clears throat* ahem EXCUSE ME FUCKER, BUT YOU EARN MORE THAN $7000 A WEEK, STOP LYING THROUGH YOUR BACK TEETH LIKE YOU LIED ABOUT THE AFFAIR, LIKE YOU THEN LIED ABOUT WHO IT WAS WITH, AND YOU THEN LIED ABOUT HOW SERIOUS IT WAS. JUST STOP FUCKING LYING.

oh and did i mention that he promised to give me something (not a bday present) and then he gave it to my sister instead?...oh yes, thats very fair, isnt it "father". not to mention all the other shit he seems to be doing, which is holding things over my head to try to get to mum therefore using me as a pawn which is a really pissweak thing to do, he also tries to integrate that stupid slut he is with in with his own children which really isnt that nice, and im expected to go along with his "mr nice guy" charade when that bitch is around, or i can expect to miss out on things, what things i dont know.

and then there's my mother. yes, she is a victim in this whole mess, but i am really getting sick and tired of how she just expects to have free reign over my office, over my computer whenever she finds me not there. yes fine, she can use it, but when i need it, she can get her fucking ass out of my office cos im a uni student and i have study to do. there are 3 other computers in the house, GO FUCKING USE ONE OF THEM.

and yet another thing, she has this spineless method of trying to threaten people if she doesnt get her way. yeh "mum", thats really gutless to threaten ur own child...

and not to forget my bitchy sister, the one who tries to play one parent off against another to get the most out of each one, driving my mother to her wits end, her father just gives her whatever she wants EVEN THOUGH he amazingly has no money (although he is in the highest tax bracket, has 4 cars and like i mentioned before, certainly isnt slumming it with what he earns)...and of course, she decides to be a bitch and park in my parking spot, so i move her car, and then she storms out, doesnt come home for days, my mother blames me when it wasnt my fault (thanks mum! bitch) and threatens me that if alana hurts herself, it will be on my head.

yes, very classy from my family. i just love the way im in the middle of it when its got nothing to do with me.

but it doesnt stop there! oh no, theres another person who is very important to me, and who equally likes shifting blame, not accepting their own fault, and making fights...and thats none other than peter lam! my supposed "best friend" who lets just say, isnt what he says he is. anyway, getting down to it, ever since we met he has slowly but surely become lazy, decided that he doesnt really give a stuff if he knows im always gonna be around, so he just cant be fucked with being a good person, or anything else for that matter. its never his fault, OH NO, god forbid something be his fault, he will argue and whine and moan until you either tell himt o fuck off, or you say he is right, and its at that point that once again, i have done something wrong by trying to get him off my fucking back. he has no faults, he is never to blame, and all the fights we have, are never started by him!...yes, alls good with peter, its just not his fault. but he can be rude! not his fault tho!, its MY fault somehow for HIM being rude and not knowing how to be a decent person and know when to keep his mouth shut. yep. thats MY fault.

fantastic guy right! yeh i love him so much. oh and did i mention that he is never there with a shoulder to lean on or an ear to listen with, noooooooo, i have to go elsewhere for that!...but hey, i think in these modern times, we must be expecting too much of the important people in our lives. yes thats it!

if u hadnt noticed, i was being sarcastic in that last part. so pls dont think im making no sense, im making PERFECT sense...cos i speak ENGLISH, unlike SOME people.

anyway, thats all i have to say right now. dad, mum, sis and bf, all people who are supposed to be decent individuals, but juuuust dont quite manage it. fuck this world. honestly, it can all go to fucking hell.

the best laptop ever!

yes, as the title of this photo says, do try to spot the uglies. i think it's actually meant to be "ugly" lol, but the microsoft word icon is ugly too, so i guess it is plural after all :P...but honestly apple, the green was working! working so well...and now u have ruined my frontrow. too much blue!!...dont get me wrong, i love the colour, but green baby, it looks better with green!

hmm tough decision...should i go for 8GB capacity, and get black, or go for 4GB capacity and the colour i like, and get green?...mm the blue looks good, oh but of course, there's always the pink :P. yep definately the pink, TOTALLY goes with my wardrobe lol.

if anyone has an opinion, email me what color u think! if i get a lot, i will post the results here :)

update: wow, well ok i have gotten quite a few emails in a pretty short time, which is strange cos i thought people were pretty lazy when it came to actually DOING something like emailing :P...anyway here is the results so far:

silver: 96
blue: 198
green: 203
pink: 33 (noticeably all of these have been females, except for 1 vote, from elim ;))
black: 180 - boo apple for making 8gb only available in black v_v

but yay apple for being so cool!!...for those of u who would like a bit of a chuckle, check out what the ever so reputable slashdot said about the ipod when it came out

i love you apple!!!

no mr chinese man, i won't slip carefully. u should listen to ur yellow friend and not be so negative...perhaps u need a little more colour in ur life? either way, i think this other chinese guy knows the better thing to do...

cool computer, cool mp3 player, cool lamp...and of course, cool mondo grass ;)

ok i lie a bit :P the caption says its ben shakin his ass, but he wasnt lol, he was jumping, and i just happened to snap it at the perfect time ;)...u can go to my flickr page to see the rest.

r.i.p. steve irwin, crocodile hunter

lol i love it when asians "sing" english songs...watch carefully at 47 seconds...she misses her lip sync cue ;)

♪ Komm Susser Tod - Composed by Shiro Sagisu

I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought I could
live for no one else
But not through all the hurt and pain
Its time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything
So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
whats done is done, it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending

I wish that I could turn back time
cos now the guilt is all mine
cant live without the trust from the ones you love.
I know we can't forget the past
you cant forget love and pride
because of that its killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down,
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down,
in my heart of hearts,
I know that I called never love again
I've lost everything
everything
that matters to me,
matter in this world

I wish that I could turn back time
cos now all the guilt is mine
cant live without
the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget love and pride
because of that, its killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down
It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down