this kid knows more than me and he is like 6!...go the curries! ^_^

lol TOTALLY what i'd imagined shakira to be as a fatty hahaha

lol u see more enthusiasm in this lil tyke than u do in fully fledged recording artists!

he has too much time, but meh its kool ^_^

hahahahaha "awwwww im SOOO sorry" lol

while my father has gone off and cheated on my mum...i dont have much respect for him, so dont think this video is a reflection of that. this video was sent to me by somebody close and i hope it means something to you, it's of their daughter talking about her father because he has gone to fight in the iraq war.

please people, dont forget there are those much worse of than you, and give generously and spread the christmas spirit :)

lol dumb psychic biatch

hehe apparently barry humphries reckons janet needs new glasses so he sent her his :P

today was the heytesbury xmas party, and it was kept hush hush up until today about where we were going. we ended up going to this great little place called urban provider, which is this guy in hiw house (albeit a nice house lol) and he holds cooking classes and stuff...we didnt actually cook our own food in this class but we all sat around and watched him, but it was fantastic! there were lots of dishes, including pimientos rellenos (pepperdew peppers stuffed with herbed goats chesse), pollo al ajillo (paprika and garlic chicken with white wine), tortilla espanola (spanish potato and spinach frittata), gambas al ajillo (garlic prawns), paella de pollo y chorizo (chicken and dried chorizo paella), pear, rocket and parmesan salad and lastly banana tarte tatin

this is the pimientos rellenos, pollo al ajillo, tortilla espanola, gambas al ajillo

this is the banana tarte tatin

I WANT A BLOODY Wii ALREADY

whoa...ok well yesterday there was a guy in a flea van stopped at the entrance to my estate, and not moving. i pulled up behind him and found out the poor guy had run out of fuel, so as other jerks were beeping etc, i flicked them off and then i dropped him to the fuel station to get a can of fuel. then i rushed to work.

today, i see the same guy, at the lights 30kms from my place, and he gives me the thumbs up saying thanks lol. how coincidental!

anyway today i went xmas shopping and popped in to work to pick up something, and as im leaving i have to cross over this cross-intersection. there are stop signs on the road crossing in front of me but i have right of way. anyway this cyclist comes riding up straight through the sign looking down the road in the direction i was heading (obviously not looking at me) and bang right in front of my car. FUCK i swerved out the way and beeped the horn and then stopped. then drove away. the look on this guy's face was classic lol, he nearly went over his handlebars trying to stop lol and my sister was cacking herself with laughter in the passenger seat lol. i felt kinda bad for the guy cos i beeped right in his ear, but the fucker nearly became my emblem!

anyway so going home, i pulling into my road and guess who i see parked on the side of the road. yep its the flea guy again!...im starting to think maybe there might be a flea problem near my home lol.

lol if only they made this, so many emo kid would have a happy christmas

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

lol only in america ey. YES parents. u SHOULD be worried lol.

fuckin dumbass american news channel

one of the most beautiful hotels (burj al arab (lit: tower of arab)) in one of the most affluent cities in the world (dubai)

wikiiid ^_^

update to wilkie's life:

so, i went to office works in west perth the other day, and walked like THREE EFFING KILOMETRES back to peter's shop with this giant roll of bubble wrap lol which was roughly 50cm x 50cm x 50cm. huuuge. anyway people were gawking at me, lol who cares. then over the next few days i kept seeing random people i knew from random people in my past. THAT was crazy -_-"

hmm then petey gave me a sword as a pressie which was ROILY nice :D thanks peeeeteeeyyy :D...oh and also did you all know the boat from the movie 'the island' is real!! it is a real yacht and costs between $16mil and $22mil depending on ur options!...the $22mil version comes with a fancy CODOG propulsion system :P

oh and for those of you who didnt already kno, ur gonna find out soon enough anyway...i'm buying a new car soon, anyway i have been looking at cars and i found one i am basing my car on (i'm buying a stock car and modding the hell out of it :D)...ANYWAY i was in harvey norman the other day and looking at the sony vaio ux umpc...and the same picture of the car that i am building was set as the freaking desktop!!!! i couldnt believe it! what a bitch! of all the things that could have been on the wallpaper, it had to be THAT car, THAT EXACT picture, at THIS time of year when im buying it the damn thing. thats just crazy and a HUGE coincidence.

sheesh

anyway lastly some bad news. the doggy of one of my good friends was attacked by a BASTARD rottweiler (who btw i hope is put down slowly)...my friend's poor lil sausage dog has a punctured lung and teeth marks and a chunk of meat missing. he is in doggy hospital, so can everyone please hope that he comes through all alright, cos my friend is really cut, and i'd hate to see him lose another dog. oh and the dog's name is 'fred'
for those of you praying for him :)

hey everybody, sorry for being away so long, lots of people have been mailing me wondering where i am. i just been very busy. sorry!...anyway i bring u a cool video today about how to hack a coke machine :P...any people reading this who go to uni with me, u can actually do this at curtin cos there is one of these machines in the architecture building, and also one in the bookmark cafe! so if u wanna try it, tell me how it goes, cos im not game to get caught :P

ewwwwwwwwwww this is diirrttttyyyyy